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#2031

 


Lorne:
"They think my teeth are in really bad shape. My teeth are NOT in bad shape. They're stained. My teeth are stained, and that front one is a crown. That's why that one's off-color. There's nothin' medically wrong with 'em, other than—the only thing wrong with 'em is they're stained from—from coffee and cigarettes. That's the only things that's wrong with 'em. They're stained AFTER 30 YEARS."

Cas3y:
"They're chipped and they're broken."

Lorne:
"That's from a cavity. I had a cavity on the front tooth. That's what happened with my other front tooth—I had a cavity on it, and part of it chipped off. My other one has a filling and I've had a couple molars pulled, and I've had two of my wisdom teeth taken out. That's the only thing wrong with my teeth."