#2081

"You gotta know that the guy wants to treat you as a special person.... not just because you're a sex tool."

—to Rhoda, Lorne's 18-year-old "stepdaughter"

#2080

"I'm gonna point the cam at my penis because I look like shit, okay?"

—to Kayla, the 13-year-old decoy

#2079

Winnie:
"Your weird cock head looks like a piece of popcorn on the end of a chopstick that was accidentally melted and to the side."

Lorne:
"Do you love me?"

#2078

"I'm not gonna lie to you and say that I don't need AA, but I don't need AA."

—to Tiffany (Debbie)

#2077

"I don't have tits, I have a chest. Women have tits."

—to Jamie

#2076

"You were my master drunker."

—to Dan

#2075

"I stuck my tongue all the way in. All of what I had of my tongue."

—to Cas3y, about performing oral sex on a woman

#2074

"You better keep your fuckin' pussy covered! At least—nyehh—dehh—keep fuckin' guys away from your goddamn pussy!" 

—to Winnie

#2073

"You have been in our relationship longer than we have!"

—to Will, about Jamie

#2072

"I have to register AS a sex offender! I am NOT a sex offender!"

—to Ramona

#2071

Winnie:
"You're Mr. Penis."

Lorne:
"Yeah, and you're my mate."

#2070

"You are the ONLY ONE, including Emma—you are the ONLY ONE that has a fuckin' chance to have a full fuckin' trust in ME." 

—to Tiffany (Casey)

#2069

"I kiss your picture every morning." 

—to Winnie 

#2068

"I was fuckin' drunk! I'm still not fuckin' over bein' my drunk! I'm TRYING to get over bein' my drunk."

—to Ramona

#2067

"My butt is NOT flat, honey. Trust me."

—to Jamie

#2066

"I don't want a fuckin' thing to do with him anymore! Fuckin' turnin' his bullshit right around, blamin' his fuckin' pecker comin' out of his pants on me!" 

—voicemail to Debbie, about Will

#2065

"If you didn't pull BULLSHIT, we never would'a not been ourselves." 

—to Winnie