An Archive Of Utterances By A Man So Smart It Will Make Your Head Spin!

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#2140

"Do you want love or do you want money? Cuz look at what money has gotten you. Nothing but a fuckin' good-ass down-home country ass-whoopin'." 

—to Tiffany (Casey)

#2139

"We're NOT broken up! Stop bein' a stupid fuck!" 

–to Casey (Winnie)

#2138

"You don't bring the guy that your boyfriend doesn't like SHOPPING."

—to Emma, about Ramona and the Doctor

#2137

Jamie:
"Why would I want to spend time with someone who screams and accuses me of shit every single day?"

Lorne:
"Yeah... you ever stop and think maybe I wouldn't do that if you actually paid attention?"

#2136

"Do you wanna lose me?! Cuz you're fuckin' on the verge!" 

—to Ramona