"Satan's got issues."
—to Jamie
An Archive Of Utterances By A Man So Smart It Will Make Your Head Spin!
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#2143
"Thank you for being in my dream last night. I had to lick pizza sauce off your cheek but it was enjoyable lol"
—text to Cas3y
#2142
"I almost asked her to marry me, and she—she told me not to ask her because sh—I would actually be somebody that she WOULD marry. So that made me decide not to ask her."
—to Emma, about Paula
#2141
"OMG!!! If you only knew how long i've waited for the picture to come in my email to be the picture of you and from you"
—email to Cas3y
#2140
"Do you want love or do you want money? Cuz look at what money has gotten you. Nothing but a fuckin' good-ass down-home country ass-whoopin'."
—to Tiffany (Casey)
#2138
"You don't bring the guy that your boyfriend doesn't like SHOPPING."
—to Emma, about Ramona and the Doctor
#2137
Jamie:
"Why would I want to spend time with someone who screams and accuses me of shit every single day?"
Lorne:
"Yeah... you ever stop and think maybe I wouldn't do that if you actually paid attention?"