An Archive Of Utterances By A Man So Smart It Will Make Your Head Spin!

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#2152

"The problem is, everybody in the world thinks that they have more than one life, and when they get done doin' screwin' up, they can do things over—ahhll—it dud'n happen that way." 

—to Ramona, trying to say 'you only live once'

#2151

"This obsession that you have with Dan is right on the edge of bein' weird." 

—to Winnie

#2150

"I hear you concentrating. But I also hear you being naked." 

—to Tiffany (Casey)

#2149

Lorne:
"I love you."

Winnie:
"Why."

Lorne:
"Because I can. Shut the fuck up and say, 'I love you too.' "

#2148

"You're callin' ME a liar when YOU'RE lyin' just like I am!" 

—to Jamie

#2147

"You let strangers talk you into touching their dicks." 

—to Winnie

#2146

"As soon I get another burn permit I'm havin' another burn fire."

—to Jamie


[Editor's note: Lorne used the term "burn fire" three times during this conversation]