#2162

"Porn is not love. Porn is movies."

—to Jamie

#2161

Lorne:

"I really didn't wanna do all that stuff. I didn't fuckin' go in that chatroom to look for a fuckin' teenybobber.

Emma:

"You went into a chatroom to look for what."

Lorne:

"Mmmgh mmgh—just to fuckin' look for an adult—an adult girl."

#2160

"Winnie! You get your goddamn mouth off that cat!"

—about a dead cat Winnie was trying to resuscitate 

#2159

"You're fuckin' naive. Even if you're a doctor and a gynecologist—they're fuckin' human. They walk around with a fuckin' hard-on all goddam day. You're never gonna fuckin' tell me different." 

—to Ramona 

#2158

"Boomer was a little black laboratory puppy who lived with his family." 

—to Cas3y & Jamie, reading from his children's book Boomer's Adventures

#2157

"I'd love to see you naked from the front."

—to Jamie, Lorne's fiancé

#2156

"But [women] don't want it from Hitler. They don't want cock from Hitler. He's dead." 

—to (Winelover) Rhoda

#2155

"My ass rash is clearing up."

—to Winnie, from jail

#2154

"We are not broken up, and you wanna—engghgg—you better take—nnghg—take your ass into consideration that I don't want him around you!" 

—to Ramona, about the Doctor

#2153

"Well, then stop sayin'—mmgh—about some other guy being up—all up in your Popeye."

—to Casey (Winnie), who actually said "puthay"