An Archive Of Utterances By A Man So Smart It Will Make Your Head Spin!

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#2169

"None of us kids have ever neglected any kids."

—to Winnie & Lj

#2168

"Jamie, it's not mental gymnastics! It's called human!" 

#2167

Cas3y:
"Is your throat okay?"

Lorne:
"No. I feel like it got filled with shit when you told me his nose was perfect."


—text referring to Alex Jones

#2166

"I love both your boobs. And I love the woman that's inside 'em." 

—to Winnie

#2165

"She said, 'Just make sure you don't... that you don't lose yourself and try to help Wendy out.
And I said, 'No, I'm not going to.
And she said, 'I know you're a rescuer.
I said, 'Yeah. You do know me.' " 

—to Jamie, recounting a conversation he had with Stacey the day after Tony died

#2164

Ramona:
"So we're about to have a sale, and so I've just been really busy preparing for it. Plus, I just hired someone, so, a lot's goin' on."

Lorne:
"Is he good lookin'?"

#2163

"Your sister isn't looking out for you—your sister is looking out for your sister, and that's it. She's looking out for her and her pussy, and that's all she cares about." 

—to Winnie, about Debbie