#2181

"Pretend my pecker is right in front of you —right in front of your face. All you gotta do is open your eyes to see it."

—to Winnie, trying to wake her up from her COMA!

#2180

Roy:
"You're still my baby brother."

Lorne:
"I'm your YOUNGEST brother. I'm not a baby."

#2179

"Edgar Allen Poe? He's an author, I think. Why, what's he sayin'?"

—to Winnie, thinking that Poe was emailing him

#2178

"Her mother's a fuckin' whore."

—to Rhoda, about his girlfriend Winnie's mother, and Rhoda's grandmother

#2177

"Well, you got your fuckin' cigarettes—what the hell you need him to smell your armpits for?!"

—Casey (Winnie)

#2176

"I put 10 months of my heart into you."

–to Ramona

#2175

"I've had too many years of keeping bad things in my head. So I intentionally forget things."

—to Jamie

#2174

"Yeah, but guess what. Guess what. At least I know I'm not a fuckin' porky pig. So—yeh—maybe you better take pride in that, because my stomach doesn't stay fuckin' big for long."

—to Winnie

#2173

"I love to her pieces. More pieces—more pieces than fuckin' possible."

—to Will, about Jamie

#2172

"It doesn't feel like you wanna fuckin' spend time with me if you continuously hang up!"

 —to Jamie 

#2171

"If you were only in love with me for my butthole then you weren't really in love with me anyway." 

—to Winnie

#2170

"Casey, that's your Dad. You shouldn't be carrying around pictures of your Dad's penis on your phone."