#2199

"Okay, let's not concentrate on the lollipop right now! A lollipop is not gonna possess you THAT much."

—to Winnie

#2198

"They lost the contract. The people that had the contract before Dwayne had the contract got the contract back."

—to Jamie, about the contract

#2197

"You're not even TRYING to fuckin' love me."

—to Winnie

#2196

"When they can't use the shitter or take a shower when they want to, it's nice to see the smile on their face when they're finally able to."

—to Will, on why Lorne likes working in the septic industry

"I can shit again! Thanks, Lorne!"

#2195

"How many lies have I told you in the last week?"

—to Cas3y, bragging about his honesty

#2194

"He really had to be a dumbass son of a bitch [because] he couldn't tell your—your voice was fake."

—Emma, about Stanley falling for catfishes (seriously)

#2193

"I'll follow you around the house with my nose stuck up your pussy."

—to Jamie

#2192

"If I tell you to suck my dick, are you going to?"

—to Kayla, the 13-year-old decoy

#2191

"I KNOW I didn't laugh. If I did laugh, it wasn't a funny laugh."

—to Winnie

#2190

"My fuckin' girlfriend is suckin' cock. I guess I can fuckin' flirt with fuckin' women on the phone."

— to Emma and Nathanielette

#2189

"People in Maine, they—most of 'em really watch after their animals quite–quite a lot. They're quite heavy on their animals."

—to Paul Mauro

#2188

"I guess I'll go back on the auction, see what I can find. See if I can find your—your Hope Diamond..... or Blood Diamond."

—to Cas3y, referring to her favorite stones

#2187

Jamie:
"Did you use protection?"

Lorne:
"Nope. She was fixed. Didn't have to."

#2186

"I don't know what the fuck they're giving you for drugs to get over this heroin, but... it's taking a toll on ME because you're not giving me any attention."

—to Tiffany (Debbie)

#2185

"Don't Ramona! Don't Ramonaaa! This is not the time to tell me how much of an asshole I am!"