"Why'n'cha come here so I can—so I can pet your pussy."
—to Winnie
#2010
"It fuckin' grosses me out that those fucks fuckin' contacted her. She didn't ask for that; she didn't deserve that."
—to Paul M, about the OTHER predators that contacted Casey
#2209
"I didn't meet the real PeeWee Herman. It was just a representative."
—to Jamie
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| A 17-year old Lorne, a PeeWee Herman representative, and an unfortunate unknown child |
#2208
"In MY mind, we were."
—to Tiffany (Debbie), on whether or not he and Paula were actually in a relationship (they were not)
#2205
"Do I need to check myself?! Or do you—do you need to have fuckin' GG clean your fuckin' VAGINA again?!"
—to Winnie
#2204
Lorne:
"My reaction was from feeling hurt."
Ramona:
"Hurt over WHAT, Lorne? I was all by myself!"
Lorne:
"Just the whehh—the capital letters 'GO AWAY.' That's what hurt me."
#2203
"Surprisingly.... because of where I cooked it.... surprisingly.... tastes really good."
—to YouTube viewers, referring to the vegan pasta he made on his cooking show
#2202
"So fuck that... Fuckin' wait around all fuckin' day to fuckin' try to help out a stupid fuck like that... Fuck, that irritates the fuck out of me."
—to Jamie, about Samantha's refusal to live in his shipping container