An Archive Of Utterances By A Man So Smart It Will Make Your Head Spin!

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#2217

"Will and Carter, I don't mind them. As long as they keep their finger away from your ass."

—to Jamie

#2216

"I think you better be thinkin' a lot more straight than what you're thinkin'.

—to Winnie

#2215

"You don't need to use your body to make money. You can use your body in other ways, like your modeling. But you've got a fuckin' brain on your head that I'm—I'm—it shocks the hell out of me how smart you are."

—to Human-Jamie (not a typo—he said "brain on your head")

#2214

"I'm her FIANCÉ! I'm trying to fuckin' be there for her! But instead she's fuckin' turnin' to YOU with everything! And I'm right in the fuckin' PUCKERBRUSH, not fuckin' knowing anything about how she feels or how she's doing!"

—to Will, about Jamie

#2213

"I don't even know when your birthday is at."

—to Ramona

#2212

"Your nipples. Your nipples. The nipple part that sticks out. The nipple itself."

—to Jamie, explaining what he means when he says "nipples"