—to Jamie
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#2223
"I know you're thinkin' about layin' down, but I'm talking about my MOM here."
—to Emma, who wanted to go to sleep because it was 3AM
#2220
"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT I SAY, THAT SON OF A BITCH IS SUCH A PERFECT FUCKIN' PIECE A' SHIT!"
—to Ramona, about the Doctor
#2219
"Friends are able to see each other naked, unless it's my girlfriend and that fuckin' doctor."
—to Emma, after begging her over and over for a video of her pussy