#2027

"My dogs aren't my ex-lovers."

—to Jamie 

#2026

Angleo: 

"At least I don't have a sex crime [record], you fuckin' pedophile."

Lorne:

"Ehhd nehhd—aren't you awful intelligent."

#2025

"Remember when we first started—when we first started out—mmngph—were were talkin'—we were talkin' about havin' a reality show? The only—the only two people in the world that would be able to do that and actually—and it actually work out would be me and you."

—to Cas3y

#2224

"My apologies still mean a lot to me."

—to Jamie

#2223

"I know you're thinkin' about layin' down, but I'm talking about my MOM here." 

—to Emma, who wanted to go to sleep because it was 3AM

#2222

"She is a special person. Her parents died when she was 17." 

—to Cas3y, about Jamie

#2221

"I don't want my nuts to get too hard."

—to Jamie, during phone sex

#2220

"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT I SAY, THAT SON OF A BITCH IS SUCH A PERFECT FUCKIN' PIECE A' SHIT!"

—to Ramona, about the Doctor

#2219

"Friends are able to see each other naked, unless it's my girlfriend and that fuckin' doctor." 

—to Emma, after begging her over and over for a video of her pussy

#2218

"You take that outta your fuckin' mouth or I'm hangin' up the phone and not lettin' you call me back!"

—to Casey (Winnie), when she had a dead mouse in her mouth after a car accident 

#2217

"Will and Carter, I don't mind them. As long as they keep their finger away from your ass."

—to Jamie

#2216

"I think you better be thinkin' a lot more straight than what you're thinkin'.

—to Winnie

#2215

"You don't need to use your body to make money. You can use your body in other ways, like your modeling. But you've got a fuckin' brain on your head that I'm—I'm—it shocks the hell out of me how smart you are."

—to Human-Jamie (not a typo—he said "brain on your head")

#2214

"I'm her FIANCÉ! I'm trying to fuckin' be there for her! But instead she's fuckin' turnin' to YOU with everything! And I'm right in the fuckin' PUCKERBRUSH, not fuckin' knowing anything about how she feels or how she's doing!"

—to Will, about Jamie

#2213

"I don't even know when your birthday is at."

—to Ramona

#2212

"Your nipples. Your nipples. The nipple part that sticks out. The nipple itself."

—to Jamie, clarifying what he means when he says "nipples"

#2211

"Why'n'cha come here so I can—so I can pet your pussy."

—to Winnie

#2210

"It fuckin' grosses me out that those fucks fuckin' contacted her. She didn't ask for that; she didn't deserve that."

—to Paul M, about the OTHER predators that contacted Casey

#2209

"I didn't meet the real PeeWee Herman. It was just a representative."

—to Jamie

A 17-year old Lorne,
a PeeWee Herman representative, 
and an unfortunate unknown child

#2208

"In MY mind, we were."

—to Tiffany (Debbie), on whether or not he and Paula were actually in a relationship (they were not)