"It was my fault for going there. It doesn't mean that they were right in everything that they did."
—to Cas3y, about Perverted Justice
#477
#474
"I think about you laying next to me every night before I go to bed but ... next thing it winds up being reality and ... you're at your father's house ... with millions of dollars around you ... and it depresses me."
—to Tiffany
#473
“I KNOW you know things about me that nobody else does. It's just ... hard—hard to think exactly what they are."
—to Cas3y
#472
Jamie:
"The fact that you can't face any criticism reflects how you were raised."
Lorne:
[deep sigh] "Jesus ..... I was criticized all the time ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... just because I didn't play basketball."
#469
"I'm wondering if you kept that as our song or if you ...fuckin' gave it to somebody else.
—to Winnie
#466
“The only number I know that's close to 87 is 86, like when you get 86'd from the bar.”
—to Jamie
#464
"Because he's—because he's egging on ... some theory that he has, that he says he has proof of, that there's no proof that he has proof, that is real proof."
—to Cas3y, about Alex Jones
#462
Lorne:
"We both had something to do with that sting."
Cas3y:
"Um, what roles did each of us play in that? I was a little girl decoy, you were a predator. "
Lorne:
"Yeahmhhm—wuhhwwwe were both .... at the sting."
#461
Jamie:
"My ears are ringing from the screams."
Lorne:
"My ears are ringing from ..... all the thoughts."
#460
"I wanna talk to these people! I'm about ready to pull some fuckin' legal shit on their ass!"
—to Emma, about the TSA agents
#459
"Every time I think of your dad, it grosses me out. I am so fucking in love with you."
—to Tiffany (Casey)
#453
"But I'm not ... a supermodel, I'm not Jamie. But it doesn't mean that—enngghg—that you ... can treat me ... like—uhehgnghh—like I'm somethin' that ... you dug out of the water."
—to Cas3y
#451
"I love you Tulip, I love you Cay—Carnation. I keep going to say Casey."
—to Jamie and Cas3y, attempting to use his pet names for them
#449
"If it can't be fixed by the court of—by the court—the justice court ... then it's gonna be fixed by the court of public opinion. Because if I—ehhhnnh—if I don't get the ruling I want in court—that I'm expecting in court, I'm a' bring it to ABC, to FOX, and to CBS. And they'll put the information I have out on the media. And then let the public—the court of public opinion decide on it."
—to Tiffany, about the Church of Cawd and catfishes
#448
Cas3y:
"I mean, 'Lorne'? What kind of name is that?"
Lorne:
"Well, if you don't like it ... you can tell me to go fuck myself."
#446
"Your feelings matter to me. But the problem is, your feelings are hooked on fuckin' moonshine right now, and they're hooked on havin' a fuckin' threesome or foursome with a—with those people right down there, that you're in that house with."
—to Jamie
#445
"Emma, I want you to know, if this is a sick game .... then .... it's terrible."
—to Emma, during the TSA call
#444
Lorne:
“She's actually pinpointing things that no other counselor has been able to pinpoint.”
Cas3y:
“Like what?”
Lorne:
“Like things about me.”
#438
Cas3y:
"I don't get why you don't just do what they want so you can get out of class."
Lorne:
"I do what they want."
Jamie:
"Clearly, you don't."
Lorne:
"Only I don't do it the way they want me to do it."
#433
Cas3y:
"You and I argue all the time."
Lorne:
"Well—mmgghgh—don't you find somethin' real about that?"
#428
"I was .09878—was my blood-alcohol. Just—the cop took me to the hospital first, and I had my blood-alcohol taken. I was .09878. So I was a few sips over the legal limit."
—to Cas3y, about when he crashed his truck into a house and was arrested for DUI