"I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO SLEEP BECAUSE OF YOU AND YOUR BULLSHIT WITH THAT STUPID FUCKIN' DILDO!"
—to Jamie, about Wildo
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#759
#758
"If you wanna wear a fuckin' sweatshirt with a letter fuckin' D on it, representing Dan, and you don't have fucking one representing your fuckin' boyfriend, you need to let me go."
—to Winnie
#757
"A life is very fucking precious. I would kill myself if somebody did not risk their life to save you."
—to Tiffany
#755
Cas3y:
"Where are the G-spots?"
Lorne:
"On the inside."
Cas3y:
"Where."
Lorne:
"Usually to the left—I think it's usually to the left."
#752
"I learned that kids are very vulnerable."
—to Cas3y, after three minutes of trying to think of ONE thing he learned in Sex Offender Treatment class
#751
"Whawuh—why don't you try to pretend to be a woman .... and not cheat on a fuckin' boy—on your fuckin' husband."
—to Winnie
#749
Cas3y:
"What are the triggers that made you attracted to minors?"
Lorne:
"It all boils down to not being able to say no. That's what my triggers were."
#748
"If a homeless man is dying ... I don't care what he looks like, if he needs mouth-to-mouth—I'm a guy and I would give him mouth-to-mouth to save his life."
—to Tiffany
#746
"That is nothing but an excuse for you to get your PUSSY slammed by a cock tonight."
—to Winnie
#745
Cas3y:
"Why was [hanging around Paula] more important than going to work?"
Lorne:
"Because I had an interest in her."
#744
Lorne:
"Obviously you don't wanna be my Valentine."
Jamie:
"And what does being your Valentine entail?"
Lorne:
"Nothin' Jamie. You don't wanna be my fuckin' Valentine, you don't wanna be my fuckin' Valentine, never mind."
#741
"I've always thought that ... I don't know what the proper name is for it, but the flap on the pussy, the outer flap ... I've always thought that was a clit ... then I thought that like right along by the pussy hole, that there was another one."
—to Cas3y
#740
"I'm proud of myself for changing."
—to Jamie, referring to his claim that he went from abusing her every other day to every other week
#739
"They do it the wrong way. They lure guys in that wouldn't normally do this stuff."
—to Tiffany, about Perverted Justice
#737
"You keep that fuckin' mouse outta your mouth, and you throw it on the ground! It's dead!"
—to Casey (Winnie)
#736
"She let me know that I hit her G-spot, and she told me after, 'Yeah, you hit my G-spot.'"
—to Cas3y, about Kathy
#734
"Cuz she's so fuckin' special. She's bein' real with me and she's so nice."
—to Will, about why he loves Jamie
#732
"You got some fuckin' guy you wanna grind your pussy up against?"
—to Winnie, who was just sitting and eating a pretzel
#731
"They're writing down the opposite things of what I tell them."
—to Cas3y, about his probation officer, the polygrapher, and the psychiatrist
#729
"I wanna hear just—your—voice. Cuz just your voice ... lures me in to fuckin' ... bein' so much with you."
—to Winnie
#726
"If they stopped talkin' to me I would a' stopped talkin'."
—to Cas3y, about how Perverted Justice "lured" him
#725
"Money does not mean the world to me. I know how to live withuh—without money. I know how to be happy without money."
—to Jamie
#724
"You—mmmm—you might wanna beee... thinking a whole lot about your—about what you're doin', because you're takin' me on the edge of fuckin' leavin'... for good."
—to Winnie
#723
"It just tells me more and more that... every fuckin' time you fuckin' laugh, convinces me more and more that you must be part of fuckin' Nathaniel."
—to Ramona
#722
"You did everything you could to take me away from Winnie and you fuckin' did it!"
—to Tiffany (Debbie)
#720
“So am I right? Do they have one or do they have two? You're a woman, you can tell me."
—to Cas3y, about how many clits a woman has
#719
"HOW DO I KNOW YOU HAVEN'T SUCKED HIS COCK?! HIS FUCKING GREAT FUCKING GLORIOUS FUCKING BIG FUCKING FAGGOT-ASS DICK THAT YOU FUCKING TALK ABOUT ALL-TIME!"
—to Winnie
#717
"You start fuckin' laughin' about shit that is affecting me, and that could affect MY mother, when I put YOU right next to my fuckin' mother.”
—to Ramona
#715
"I've had better days. I've had days where I knew my girlfriend was not fucking around on me."
—to Winnie
#711
"I am gonna treat you like I don't even fuckin' give a fuck, because you're actin' like Paula."
—to Ramona