An Archive Of Utterances By A Man So Smart It Will Make Your Head Spin!

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#759

"I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO SLEEP BECAUSE OF YOU AND YOUR BULLSHIT WITH THAT STUPID FUCKIN' DILDO!"

—to Jamie, about Wildo

#758

"If you wanna wear a fuckin' sweatshirt with a letter fuckin' D on it, representing Dan, and you don't have fucking one representing your fuckin' boyfriend, you need to let me go."

—to Winnie

#757

"A life is very fucking precious. I would kill myself if somebody did not risk their life to save you."

—to Tiffany

#756

"Pictures don't do very good with me."

—to Kayla, the 13-year-old decoy

#755

Cas3y:
"Where are the G-spots?"

Lorne:
"On the inside."

Cas3y:
"Where."

Lorne:
"Usually to the left—I think it's usually to the left."

#754

"MY dick doesn't matter. She wants ANY fuckin' dick."

—to Emma, about Winnie

#753

"You just can't pull Will's head outta your ass, he's so perfect."

—to Jamie 

#752

"I learned that kids are very vulnerable."

—to Cas3y, after three minutes of trying to think of ONE thing he learned in Sex Offender Treatment class

#751

"Whawuh—why don't you try to pretend to be a woman .... and not cheat on a fuckin' boy—on your fuckin' husband."

—to Winnie

#750

"Now I wanna know if you've seen a picture of his cock yet!"

—to Jamie, about Rawd

#749

Cas3y:
"What are the triggers that made you attracted to minors?"

Lorne:
"It all boils down to not being able to say no. That's what my triggers were."

#748

"If a homeless man is dying ... I don't care what he looks like, if he needs mouth-to-mouth—I'm a guy and I would give him mouth-to-mouth to save his life."

—to Tiffany

#747

"You're a little doll."

—to Kayla, the 13-year-old decoy (chat day 1)

#746

"That is nothing but an excuse for you to get your PUSSY slammed by a cock tonight."

—to Winnie

#745

Cas3y:
"Why was [hanging around Paula] more important than going to work?"

Lorne:
"Because I had an interest in her."

#744

Lorne:
"Obviously you don't wanna be my Valentine."

Jamie:
"And what does being your Valentine entail?"

Lorne:
"Nothin' Jamie. You don't wanna be my fuckin' Valentine, you don't wanna be my fuckin' Valentine, never mind."

#743

"Your name is Ramona, which is a far cry from fuckin' Paula."

—to Ramona 

#742

"Well, you're right there with all your fuckin' FUCK buddies."

—to Winnie

#741

"I've always thought that ... I don't know what the proper name is for it, but the flap on the pussy, the outer flap ... I've always thought that was a clit ... then I thought that like right along by the pussy hole, that there was another one."

—to Cas3y 

#740

"I'm proud of myself for changing."

—to Jamie, referring to his claim that he went from abusing her every other day to every other week

#739

"They do it the wrong way. They lure guys in that wouldn't normally do this stuff."

—to Tiffany, about Perverted Justice 

#738

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#737

"You keep that fuckin' mouse outta your mouth, and you throw it on the ground! It's dead!"

—to Casey (Winnie)

#736

"She let me know that I hit her G-spot, and she told me after, 'Yeah, you hit my G-spot.'"

—to Cas3y, about Kathy

#735

"His head is so fuckin' far up your ass you can't see anything!"

—to Jamie, about Will

#734

"Cuz she's so fuckin' special. She's bein' real with me and she's so nice."

—to Will, about why he loves Jamie

#733

"You wanna play games with my goddamn head? We'll see how it fuckin' turns out."

—to Ramona 

#732

"You got some fuckin' guy you wanna grind your pussy up against?"

—to Winnie, who was just sitting and eating a pretzel 

#731

"They're writing down the opposite things of what I tell them."

—to Cas3y, about his probation officer, the polygrapher, and the psychiatrist 

#730

"You should choose your words more carefully anyway when you got a fiancé."

—to Jamie 

#729

"I wanna hear just—your—voice. Cuz just your voice ... lures me in to fuckin' ... bein' so much with you."

—to Winnie 

#728

"I have put my all into you."

—to Ramona

#727

"I do love myself."

—to Tiffany 

#726

"If they stopped talkin' to me I would a' stopped talkin'."

—to Cas3y, about how Perverted Justice "lured" him

#725

"Money does not mean the world to me. I know how to live withuh—without money. I know how to be happy without money."

—to Jamie

#724

"You—mmmm—you might wanna beee... thinking a whole lot about your—about what you're doin', because you're takin' me on the edge of fuckin' leavin'... for good."

—to Winnie 

#723

"It just tells me more and more that... every fuckin' time you fuckin' laugh, convinces me more and more that you must be part of fuckin' Nathaniel."

—to Ramona 

#722

"You did everything you could to take me away from Winnie and you fuckin' did it!"

—to Tiffany (Debbie)

#721

"You better not be putting makeup on for that son of a bitch."

—to Ramona, about the Doctor 

#720

“So am I right? Do they have one or do they have two? You're a woman, you can tell me."

—to Cas3y, about how many clits a woman has

#719

"HOW DO I KNOW YOU HAVEN'T SUCKED HIS COCK?! HIS FUCKING GREAT FUCKING GLORIOUS FUCKING BIG FUCKING FAGGOT-ASS DICK THAT YOU FUCKING TALK ABOUT ALL-TIME!"

—to Winnie 

#718

"YOU HAVE A STATUE OF HIS COCK!"

—to Jamie, about Will 

#717

"You start fuckin' laughin' about shit that is affecting me, and that could affect MY mother, when I put YOU right next to my fuckin' mother.”

—to Ramona

#716

"Roy's on his iPad talkin' to some girl that he THINKS is real."

—to Tiffany 

#715

"I've had better days. I've had days where I knew my girlfriend was not fucking around on me."

—to Winnie

#714

"I deserve someone that's better than me."

—to Jamie

#713

"If we don't give each other explanations we're gonna wind up worse versus better."

—to Cas3y

#712

"I don't plan on dying with Winnie's family. I plan on dying with her."

—to Tiffany (Debbie)

#711

"I am gonna treat you like I don't even fuckin' give a fuck, because you're actin' like Paula."

—to Ramona

#710

"You're not gonna pull that bullshit over my face."

—to Jamie