87 Quotes - A Lorne Armstrong Blog

#2184

"You have nothing to worry about. You've seen my cock—my cock is thick. So I'm definitely gonna feel your walls."

—to Winnie (Casey)

#2183

"Wuh–I'd'na—I know—I didn't—hdngh—I tried to stop, but when I stopped, deh—nnngh—my voice interrupted the rest of what you were saying."

—to Jamie, explaining why he didn't hear what she said

#2182

"Do you think my mother would agree with you not tellin' me how you saw the doctor naked and how he saw you—nyeh—your tits and—and—and in your panties? You think my mother would agree with that?"

—to Ramona

#2181

"Pretend my pecker is right in front of you —right in front of your face. All you gotta do is open your eyes to see it."

—to Winnie, trying to wake her up from her COMA!

#2180

Roy:
"You're still my baby brother."

Lorne:
"I'm your YOUNGEST brother. I'm not a baby."

#2179

"Edgar Allen Poe? He's an author, I think. Why, what's he sayin'?"

—to Winnie, thinking that Poe was emailing him

#2178

"Her mother's a fuckin' whore."

—to Rhoda, about his girlfriend Winnie's mother, and Rhoda's grandmother

#2177

"Well, you got your fuckin' cigarettes—what the hell you need him to smell your armpits for?!"

—Casey (Winnie)

#2176

"I put 10 months of my heart into you."

–to Ramona

#2175

"I've had too many years of keeping bad things in my head. So I intentionally forget things."

—to Jamie

#2174

"Yeah, but guess what. Guess what. At least I know I'm not a fuckin' porky pig. So—yeh—maybe you better take pride in that, because my stomach doesn't stay fuckin' big for long."

—to Winnie

#2173

"I love to her pieces. More pieces—more pieces than fuckin' possible."

—to Will, about Jamie

#2172

"It doesn't feel like you wanna fuckin' spend time with me if you continuously hang up!"

—to Jamie

#2171

"If you were only in love with me for my butthole then you weren't really in love with me anyway."

—to Winnie

#2170

"Casey, that's your Dad. You shouldn't be carrying around pictures of your Dad's penis on your phone."

#2169

"None of us kids have ever neglected any kids."

—to Winnie & Lj

#2168

"Jamie, it's not mental gymnastics! It's called human!"

#2167

Cas3y:
"Is your throat okay?"

Lorne:
"No. I feel like it got filled with shit when you told me his nose was perfect."

—text referring to Alex Jones

#2166

"I love both your boobs. And I love the woman that's inside 'em."

—to Winnie

#2165

"She said, 'Just make sure you don't... that you don't lose yourself and try to help Wendy out.'

And I said, 'No, I'm not going to.'

And she said, 'I know you're a rescuer.'

I said, 'Yeah. You do know me.' "

—to Jamie, recounting a conversation he had with Stacey the day after Tony died

#2164

Ramona:

"So we're about to have a sale, and so I've just been really busy preparing for it. Plus, I just hired someone, so, a lot's goin' on."

Lorne:

"Is he good lookin'?"

#2163

"Your sister isn't looking out for you—your sister is looking out for your sister, and that's it. She's looking out for her and her pussy, and that's all she cares about."

—to Winnie, about Debbie

#2162

"Porn is not love. Porn is movies."

—to Jamie

#2161

Lorne:

"I really didn't wanna do all that stuff. I didn't fuckin' go in that chatroom to look for a fuckin' teenybobber.

Emma:

"You went into a chatroom to look for what."

Lorne:

"Mmmgh mmgh—just to fuckin' look for an adult—an adult girl."

#2160

"Winnie! You get your goddamn mouth off that cat!"

—about a dead cat Winnie was trying to resuscitate

#2159

"You're fuckin' naive. Even if you're a doctor and a gynecologist—they're fuckin' human. They walk around with a fuckin' hard-on all goddam day. You're never gonna fuckin' tell me different."

—to Ramona

#2158

"Boomer was a little black laboratory puppy who lived with his family."

—to Cas3y & Jamie, reading from his children's book Boomer's Adventures

#2157

"I'd love to see you naked from the front."

—to Jamie, Lorne's fiancé

#2156

"But [women] don't want it from Hitler. They don't want cock from Hitler. He's dead."

—to (Winelover) Rhoda

#2155

"My ass rash is clearing up."

—to Winnie, from jail

#2154

"We are not broken up, and you wanna—engghgg—you better take—nnghg—take your ass into consideration that I don't want him around you!"

—to Ramona, about the Doctor

#2153

"Well, then stop sayin'—mmgh—about some other guy being up—all up in your Popeye."

—to Casey (Winnie), who actually said "puthay"

#2152

"The problem is, everybody in the world thinks that they have more than one life, and when they get done doin' screwin' up, they can do things over—ahhll—it dud'n happen that way."

—to Ramona, trying to say 'you only live once'