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Jamie:
"There isn't a game, Lorne. You broke up with me, yes or no?"

Lorne:
"YES, and you know I've been trying to get back together with you. But you're danglin' this fuckin' bullshit in front of my face."

Jamie:
"Then we aren't together."

Lorne:
"Well—mmgh.... then WILL YOU MARRY ME."

Jamie:
"No."

Lorne:
"See? I'm not gonna keep playing the fuckin' game, Jamie."