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#479

Lorne:
"You know the airport you're in, right?"

Casey:
"Yeah. Of course."

Lorne:
"Okay, what is it?"

Casey:
"It's LAX."

Lorne:
"L-A-F—ehhnggthghsggh—L-A-S."

Casey:
"Yeah, LAS."

Lorne:
"L-A-S. Alright, which stands for?"

Casey:
"Los Angeles International."

Lorne:
"Isnuhg ehh—that's L-A-I, not -S."

Casey:
"No, it's not LAI."

Lorne:
"So what's the -S stand for?"