#2135

"You haven't liked me for the last 4 days. That's a lot of not likin'."

—to Jamie

#2134

"Grab your fuckin' foreskin and stick it in your mouth." 

—to Winnie/Emma, who was pretending to be a very drunk Roy

#2133

"And I KNOW my mom is gonna—will love you right to FUCKING death, if you treat her right. And I KNOW you'll treat her right because I know this BULLSHIT that you fucking say on the goddam phone is fucking HORSESHIT, because I KNOW how you'll be with my mom." 

—to Tiffany (Casey

#2132

"Your crush on fuckin' Dan better go."

—to Winnie 

#2131

"I'm athletic, but I'm still not great at horseshoes."

—to Hannah

#2130

"Honey, will you stop spurt—squirting around the question."

—to Jamie

#2129

"Placenta pills should work exactly the same way."

—to Winnie, trying to convince her that placebo pills are as medically effective as a voodoo pigeon beak

#2128

"That's why you feel love for ME, because you're not in love with HIM." 

—to Ramona (AFTER Lorne found out she was a catfish), telling her he knows she loves him and not her real boyfriend, Corey

#2127

"I don't want GUYS staying over your house! I don't want GUYS bringing you toilet paper!" 

—to Winnie

#2126

"And my—and my uncle's 84 years old, and he couldn't—nngh—he had a hard time takin' care a' things at the end of his life. So—enngh—ennnhgh—dehgnhh—ennghg—do you wanna say something BAD about my 84-year-old DEAD uncle?"

—to Tiffany (Debbie)

#2125

Jamie:
"There isn't a game, Lorne. You broke up with me, yes or no?"

Lorne:
"YES, and you know I've been trying to get back together with you. But you're danglin' this fuckin' bullshit in front of my face."

Jamie:
"Then we aren't together."

Lorne:
"Well—mmgh.... then WILL YOU MARRY ME."

Jamie:
"No."

Lorne:
"See? I'm not gonna keep playing the fuckin' game, Jamie."

#2124

Winnie:
"My gown got caught on the bed rail and it exposed my panties."

Lorne:
"Gabriel? Who's Gabriel?!"

#2123

"My memory is FUCKED UP like that! I can't remember what I was—what I did YESTERDAY! But you wait—give me fuckin' three years, I'll remember it! That's how my fuckin' memory works!"

—to Ramona 

#2122

"I don't want a dick... I want your pussy. I want your lips, I want your neck. I want your boobies, I want your butt. I want your hair, I want your dimples. I want your nose. I want your eyes. I want you."

—to Winnie

#2121

"STOP CALLING ME A STUPID FUCKFACE!"

—to Tiffany (Casey)

#2120

"Give me a hundred percent of you so I can give you a hundred percent of me."

—to Ramona

#2119

"When we masturbate.... don't mention my mom."

—to Winnie

#2118

"There's a couple more on there for thirty-five thousand, thirty thousand, twelve thousand, ten thousand, two thousand, six thousand, eight thousand—emnhngnggnngg..."

—to Jamie, about Beanie Babies on eBay

#2117

"YOU WANNA FUCK HIM—YOU GO RIGHT AHEAD! I'LL SEE YA LATER!

—to Jamie, about Will

#2116

"It won't be hairy forever, honey."

—to Winnie, referring to her 'butthole'

#2115

"I cherish every time I sit down. I... relax. I cherish it. The problem is, I don't like sitting down because I sit down all week."

—to Emma