"I love you and my love for you never went away because I knew I loved you."
—to Jamie
#1078
"You're so beautiful. I just wish you were here so I could slide my cock inside of you. I'm so in love with you."
—to Winnie
#1077
"I have been spoiled while taking a shit, so I think you have been too."
—to Tiffany (Casey)
(Editor's note: No idea what he meant here—he later said he was trying to be funny)
#1076
"You were only supposed to be having sex with Maggie Jo's fiancé, and he was only supposed to be doing you ... in the rear."
—to Jamie, when Lorne found out she might be pregnant
#1075
Cas3y:
"You gotta stop being so insecure."
Lorne:
"Well, stop putting the insecurity in the way."
#1074
Lorne:
"Your career is killing our future."
Jamie:
"If you don't like it you can walk."
Lorne:
"Don't be a smart-ass."
#1072
"THEN YOU FUCKIN' REPEAT HIS STUPID FUCKIN' PHRASE—'FUCK OFF UPSTAIRS'—TO IMPRESS HIM!! YEAH, THAT'S SHOWIN' A LOT OF FUCKIN' FEELINGS FOR ME!!"
—to Jamie, about Cheffrey
#1071
"You and I are trying to get something going—trying to get something fuckin' going with us. Yet you're spending all kinds of fuckin' time with this other guy."
—to Cas3y, about a co-worker
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#1069
"You don't think I understand and I do! Just because I don't agree with what everyone says, cuz they don't have—they don't have the feelings that I have! They don't know what I went through! They don't know what brought me there!"
—to Tiffany
#1068
"You're puttin' your boyfriend on hold so you can check from a message from other guy!"
—to Jamie, about Rawd (not a typo)
#1067
"I had a good step-dad in SOME ways. My quote-unquote step-dad, he wasn't even really my step-dad. He never—negnngb neghgnnnghh—shared any emotional shit with me and stuff."
—to Cas3y, about Dale
#1063
"No. I don't listen to my own voice."
—to Winnie, when she asked him if he recognized his own voice
#1062
"I know, you want your spoiled ways again."
—to Tiffany (Casey), when she didn't want to be on the phone with him while she used the bathroom
#1060
"We've been through some shitty-ass fuckin' times. So there's obviously something special between me and you."
—to Jamie
#1058
Cas3y:
"You have no right to ask me who I'm texting throughout the day. It's none of your business."
Lorne:
"It IS my business and you KNOW it is."
Cas3y:
"It's not your business. Tell me how it's your business."
Lorne:
"I've got a lot of fuckin' stake—you know that I'm a hundred percent invested in you."
#1055
"I'm not mad about them protecting kids. I'm mad about the money they made doing it. It was wrong—the purpose that they did it ... was wrong."
—to Winnie, about Perverted Justice
#1054
"That ticket didn't do any ... ... justice."
—to Cas3y, about the fake plane ticket she sent Lorne
#1053
"I weren't stumbling over my words, trying to justify it. I was trying to get it straight in my head while trying to say it at the same time."
—to Jamie
#1052
"How do I know your phone's not getting hacked? Cuz you won't get a burn phone, cuz I'm not worth 31 bucks a month."
—to Ramona
#1051
"Your cunt's not gonna stink, your cunt's gonna smell good, cuz I'm gonna wash it—a lot. I'm gonna scrub it with my cock."
—to Winnie
#1050
"Jamie, if you keep the baby it'll be the end of us."
Jamie hangs up. Lorne calls her back...
"I'm sorry, I need to rephrase that. If you're pregnant with anybody else's baby, and you keep it, then it'll be the end of us."
#1049
"I guarantee I've paid more than anyone else has fuckin' paid for doin' somethin' like that!"
—to Tiffany, about how he supposedly has been punished more than any other pedophile
#1047
"I'll stand in front of you while you're taking a shit, and I'll get—I'll get naked."
—to Winnie
#1045
Lorne:
"Baby, can I tell you something? I am extremely proud of you right now."
Winnie:
"Why, because I threw up on the cat?"
Lorne: "No, because—yehhdyeh—you're bein' the wuh—you're bein' the woman that I fell in love with."
#1043
"I don't care if you LOOK. Leave your fuckin' interest in US."
—to Cas3y, about her looking at other men
#1040
"If you were here, I woulda just laid my head in your lap. I wouldn't have cared about anything else. It's just what I am—it's how I am."
—to Ramona, claiming he wouldn't have been drinking if they were together
#1037
"Thanks for wasting a year of my fuckin' life and—eehhh—4000 fuckin' dollars buyin' a goddam ring for your fuckin' dumb ass! And thanks for fuckin' cheating on me all them fuckin' times, asshole!"
—to Jamie
#1036
"I never had them thoughts before. When I got caught with NBC, I never fuckin' had them thoughts before."
—to Tiffany
(Editor's note: This is a blatant lie because we know of at least two REAL kids he groomed and abused online)
#1033
"Lately it's been fuckin' tooth and nail pullin' just to get you to—ennghg—call me."
—to Cas3y
#1032
"52 is way too old, unless you look like Jennifer Aniston."
—to Ramona, when Lorne was 47 years old (from a story she told the chat)
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Lorne's standard for dating a 52-year-old woman