"It was my fault for going there. It doesn't mean that they were right in everything that they did."
—to Cas3y, about Perverted Justice
#477
#474
"I think about you laying next to me every night before I go to bed but ... next thing it winds up being reality and ... you're at your father's house ... with millions of dollars around you ... and it depresses me."
—to Tiffany
#473
“I KNOW you know things about me that nobody else does. It's just ... hard—hard to think exactly what they are."
—to Cas3y
#472
Jamie:
"The fact that you can't face any criticism reflects how you were raised."
Lorne:
[deep sigh] "Jesus ..... I was criticized all the time ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... just because I didn't play basketball."
#469
"I'm wondering if you kept that as our song or if you ...fuckin' gave it to somebody else.
—to Winnie
#466
“The only number I know that's close to 87 is 86, like when you get 86'd from the bar.”
—to Jamie
#464
"Because he's—because he's egging on ... some theory that he has, that he says he has proof of, that there's no proof that he has proof, that is real proof."
—to Cas3y, about Alex Jones
#462
Lorne:
"We both had something to do with that sting."
Cas3y:
"Um, what roles did each of us play in that? I was a little girl decoy, you were a predator. "
Lorne:
"Yeahmhhm—wuhhwwwe were both .... at the sting."
#461
Jamie:
"My ears are ringing from the screams."
Lorne:
"My ears are ringing from ..... all the thoughts."
#460
"I wanna talk to these people! I'm about ready to pull some fuckin' legal shit on their ass!"
—to Emma, about the TSA agents
#459
"Every time I think of your dad, it grosses me out. I am so fucking in love with you."
—to Tiffany (Casey)
#453
"But I'm not ... a supermodel, I'm not Jamie. But it doesn't mean that—enngghg—that you ... can treat me ... like—uhehgnghh—like I'm somethin' that ... you dug out of the water."
—to Cas3y
#451
"I love you Tulip, I love you Cay—Carnation. I keep going to say Casey."
—to Jamie and Cas3y, attempting to use his pet names for them
#449
"If it can't be fixed by the court of—by the court—the justice court ... then it's gonna be fixed by the court of public opinion. Because if I—ehhhnnh—if I don't get the ruling I want in court—that I'm expecting in court, I'm a' bring it to ABC, to FOX, and to CBS. And they'll put the information I have out on the media. And then let the public—the court of public opinion decide on it."
—to Tiffany, about the Church of Cawd and catfishes
#448
Cas3y:
"I mean, 'Lorne'? What kind of name is that?"
Lorne:
"Well, if you don't like it ... you can tell me to go fuck myself."
#446
"Your feelings matter to me. But the problem is, your feelings are hooked on fuckin' moonshine right now, and they're hooked on havin' a fuckin' threesome or foursome with a—with those people right down there, that you're in that house with."
—to Jamie
#445
"Emma, I want you to know, if this is a sick game .... then .... it's terrible."
—to Emma, during the TSA call
#444
Lorne:
“She's actually pinpointing things that no other counselor has been able to pinpoint.”
Cas3y:
“Like what?”
Lorne:
“Like things about me.”
#438
Cas3y:
"I don't get why you don't just do what they want so you can get out of class."
Lorne:
"I do what they want."
Jamie:
"Clearly, you don't."
Lorne:
"Only I don't do it the way they want me to do it."
#433
Cas3y:
"You and I argue all the time."
Lorne:
"Well—mmgghgh—don't you find somethin' real about that?"
#428
"I was .09878—was my blood-alcohol. Just—the cop took me to the hospital first, and I had my blood-alcohol taken. I was .09878. So I was a few sips over the legal limit."
—to Cas3y, about when he crashed his truck into a house and was arrested for DUI
#425
Lorne:
"Longest I've had sex—probably about 2 hours."
Jamie:
"When you say 2 hours, are you talking about from the time you walked into the room and when you left?"
Lorne:
"Yup."
#424
"Perverted Justice got paid one hundred thousand dollars per show by NBC ... to lure—to lure guys in ... any way that they possibly could."
—to Cas3y
#423
Tiffany:
"Think rhymes with drink, right?"
Lorne:
"Uhh—yeah, the I-N-K does. Not the D-R and the T-H."
#422
"I know I didn't wanna go to that house. I'm still trying to understand why I went."
— to Ramona
#421
"It's not like I'm ever gonna be with Olivia Newton-John..... I like her. I admire her ... because she's a decent person."
—to Winnie
#419
"Okay, cuz would you want some woman fondlin' around my pecker—and nuts—to wax me?"
—to Tiffany
#417
“I left fuckin' Alton's house fuckin'—all fuckin' HIGH on you. And you fuckin' brought me down fast. Great fucking job."
—to Winnie
#414
Winnie:
"What's a Sea-Doo?"
Lorne:
"That must be one of them ... ocean mobiles ... that's—looks like a snowmobile, only it's for the water."
#413
"How would you feel ... if ... you met two people a—around the same time ... and you asked the other person that you—you have already given your phone number to and have been face-to-face with ... if you should give this other person that you met right before that person that you been face-to-face with ... if you asked his—his advice on whether or not to give ... the other person your phone number, that you were actually interested in."
—to Cas3y
#411
"What he did to me affected Betty .... I don't know how to explain that."
—to Jamie, about Tony, his "best friend," who died just hours before
#410
"You must not be very bashful—you got all kinds of—different guys takin' pictures of your pussy. You're not very bashful."
—to Winnie
#409
Cas3y:
"Have you ever had a stroke?"
Lorne:
"Nope, never. Don't know what one is."
Cas3y:
"You don't know what a stroke is?"
Lorne:
"Thought ya said 'throat'."
#408
"Children have feelings too. They do fall in love with people."
—to Tiffany (Casey), insisting Molly was in love with him
#407
"I'll stay there for hours, hunnay. I don't like giving up a good meal like that."
—to Jamie, about performing oral sex
#405
Lorne:
“I don't want you to talk softly to me. I want you yelling.”
Tiffany:
“I'm not yelling.”
Lorne:
“You better fucking yell ... cuz if you don't, I'm going to. Cuz I'm pissed off as a motherfucker.”
#404
"I guarantee you most of them on—on the Church a' Cawd are probably fat. Cuz you look at how much time they spend in front of the computer, makin' up videos about me and doing all this retarded bullshit that they do—guarantee they got a bowl of ... sugar right in front of 'em."
—to Cas3y, about the Church of Cawd
#403
"I have to go to Walmart really quick to get those things so I don't get you pregnant."
—to Kayla
#401
"It's not a lie—ahddnn ahhnh—I didn't.... tell you.... because I intentionally probably was trying to not remember. "
—to Ramona
#399
"It's quite obvious that I'm not gonna be in the situation I'm in for very long because I'm not even on the internet and my YouTube channel has almost doubled."
—to Tiffany
#396
"I know there's a tornado growing inside them that wants to suck me up."
—text to Jamie, referring to her panties
#395
"The only voice in your head that you should be listenin' to is the one telling you to take your schizo pills, and to marry me."
—to Winnie
#394
"He doesn't give a fuck about anybody but himself and he don't even care about himself."
—to Cas3y, about Xavier
#393
"I was trying to be there for a 13-year-old girl that nobody else would talk to! I was trying to be nice!!”
—to Ramona, about Kayla
#392
"I can make miracles work here."
—to Tiffany, about his ability to add on any kind of room he wants to his trailer
#387
"He wasn't a great guy, but he was likable. He was a very likable guy."
—to Jamie, about Tony, his "best friend" who died just hours before
#386
"At the time I was in yard sale mode. I wasn't in Church a' Cawd mode and thinkin' about being recorded and shit.”
—to Cas3y, about why he talked for hours to Sox
#384
"I don't wanna know anything about his pecker ... because I'm a parent. So his pecker is his—that's his own business. "
—to Winnie, about LJ, his possible son he has yet to meet
#383
"Casey—Casey—listen to me, baby. I need you to trust Emma. I really need you to trust—to trust Emma. I really need you to trust Emma."
—to Tiffany
#379
"It makes you stupid for calling anybody else stupid when you've done stupid shit yourself."
—to Will
#374
"He's the reason I drank as much as I did."
—to Jamie, about Tony, his "best friend" who died just hours before
#373
Lorne:
“If you are so much a fucking victim why are you not standing up for yourself?!”
Tiffany:
“I am standing up for myself, to YOU—“
Lorne:
“Really?! With a 6 million dollar house?! With a 6 million dollar house wrapped around your ass?!!”
#371
"I'm gonna be honest with you, all I can—all I can think is that, when you get him a Christmas pickle, you're thinkin' dirty."
—to Winnie, about Dan
#370
"I wish you would have gotten a chance to know him. He had a big heart but he screwed people too."
—to Jamie, about Tony, his "best friend" who died just hours before
#369
Lorne:
"Tell me every fuckin drug that you did."
Tiffany:
"Heroin ... coke ... meth ... bath salts ... molly .... Xanax ... and then I took some Tylenol because I thought I was gonna have a headache."
Lorne:
"Thank you for being honest with me."
#368
"She does what I like and I do what she likes. You know what that means, Will? It means we wanna be together and we wanna make each other happy."
—to Will, in response to Will saying Lorne and Jamie's relationship is more of a dictatorship
#366
“Do you care about me as a person?! Or do you care about me because my name was on fuckin' NBC?! —because I'm the biggest name on NBC?!”
—to Tiffany
#365
"I still got the angel that looks like Jamie on top of the tree."
—to Cas3y and Jamie, referring to a black angel xmas tree topper
#362
"Well, aren't you intelligent—calling somebody else stupid. Does that make you feel manly?"
—to Will
#361
"I'm with you. I don't want a bunch of women seeing my pecker. It's just the way that I am."
—to Tiffany
#360
"It's—it's—it's certainly not that I didn't want anything to do with you. It's—my head wa—was ... completely full. I was overloaded with shit."
—to Cas3y
#358
Jamie:
“You just said he wasn't a good guy, he was likable.”
Lorne:
“Yeah, but he was fun to be around. He'd make you—help make you forget things.”
—about Tony, his "best friend" who died just hours before
#357
“I don't care about money! I could give a fuck less about money! So every time you mention money to me, it does nothing to me! Nothing!”
—to Tiffany
#355
Lorne:
“But ... you're out there and married to her so ... makes it ... very difficult.”
Cas3y:
“How is that difficult?”
Lorne:
“You're out there and married to her.”
Cas3y:
“Well, how's that difficult? I just asked and you just repeated yourself.”
Lorne:
“It makes it difficult.”
#354
"I don't want his finger in there. Only finger that should be in there is mine, unless it's for a medical reason."
—to Tiffany
#353
"You're goin' on the fuckin' internet, lookin' for guys. It's the same goddamn thing as cheating."
—to Jamie
#352
"Guess what ... guess what ... here comes the fun ... you got a 19-year-old in there with you that you're showin' your fuckin' pussy to."
—to Winnie
#351
“They will be confiscating phones. Eventually the authorities gonna wind up confiscating phones.”
—to Cas3y, about how the feds are going to help him take down the Church of Cawd
#350
Tiffany:
"Let me just tell you that putting your feet up on stirrups, and having them put a speculum in, and doing all kinds of swabs and tests and things like that, is not exactly the sexiest environment. It's not. It's not."
Lorne:
[laughs] "I don't know ... sounds pretty sexy to me."
#349
"You go out on a fuckin' date with him, tell him you love him, you fuck him ... and you won't even let me see you on camera!"
—to Jamie, about Rawd
#348
Winnie:
“Why do you think I'm fucking Joseph?”
Lorne:
“Probably because you just fuckin' wanted his big cock up your fuckin cunt.”
“Why do you think I'm fucking Joseph?”
Lorne:
“Probably because you just fuckin' wanted his big cock up your fuckin cunt.”
#347
Lorne:
“How do you really think that looks as far as how you ... care about me?”
Cas3y:
“What do you mean?”
Lorne:
“How do you think that looks as far as—as the way you care about me?
#346
"You're getting your ass up here. That's not a choice. I'm telling you, you're getting your fuckin' ass up here."
—to Emma
#345
"Nuhh-nuh-not everything is of your own power. When people are vulnerable, that's when their life—it's not hard to talk people into doing things."
—to Tiffany, about him wanting to molest Kayla
#344
"He's got quite a leg up on me. He's seen you, he's taken you out on dates, he's had sex with you—countless times now."
—to Jamie, about Rawd
#340
"She's always talking about your cock to me, Dan. She wants you to drive her Volvo."
—to Dan, about Winnie
#339
"Because Winnie—because Winnie, you're not a little hair, you're a big hair. You're a big hair around Dan's butthole that you don't stop."
—to Winnie
#337
"If I talk about my penis in your pants, would that create a storm inside of you that made you think about the weather?"
—text to Jamie
#335
"See? Now you made me not even like her and I don't even fuckin' know her."
—to Jamie, about Maggie Jo
#333
Winnie:
"I'm fuckin' dying, I don't give a fuck about how much [money] you made, asshole."
Lorne:
"You better start fuckin' caring about me."
#331
"Casey, do you really think that hurts my feelings—you fuckin' saying that about me? She's called me a pedophile herself."
—to Cas3y, about Jamie
#329
"It's high time that you meet me anyway. High time that you meet my mom too. Don't worry about what's gonna happen when you get here, just get here. That's all it's about right now. "
—to Emma
#327
"He's in the room, comforting you, with no pants on ... but I'm the one hurting you."
—to Jamie, about Will
#324
"I bring shit paper with me."
—to Tiffany, when discussing how Lorne sometimes defecates in the woods
—to Tiffany, when discussing how Lorne sometimes defecates in the woods
#321
"That's where you're taking our relationship—right down the fuckin' road of destruction."
—to Jamie
#320
“I can tease your clit with my tongue. I can tease your clit a lot with my tongue. As long as I don't have to taste blood.”
—to Tiffany
#319
"My feelings don't mean shit. As long as you get your number in there—9455—that spells out Will, your ex-lover."
—to Jamie
—to Jamie
#318
"This is what tells me that you don't love me: Because you're going around trying to flaunt your pussy to every other fuckin' guy that can possibly exist!"
—to Winnie
#317
"And if you wind up in jail you know what you're gonna get out of it? Fuckin' nothing but jail time."
—to Emma
#315
"I literally don't want anyone else to see me naked ever again except you. And a doctor, if necessary."
—text to Jamie
#310
"Showing up with a fuckin' stolen vehicle, that's not a surprise .... That's terrible."
—to Emma
#309
"I'm not the one trying to show my ass to guys, show my pussy to guys ... massage their cocks so they can fuckin'—so they can feel special."
—to Tiffany
#307
"If she wants to live in her truck instead of cleaning my shed out, that's her problem."
—to Jamie, about Roy's homeless girlfriend that refused to live in Lorne's shipping container
—to Jamie, about Roy's homeless girlfriend that refused to live in Lorne's shipping container
#305
"You just make sure you pay attention to the weather. If you get home safely maybe I'll buzz your pussy again tonight."
—text to Jamie, referring to her phone that she kept in her underwear
#302
Winnie:
"How long has it been since you've taken a shit?"
Lorne:
"Nuhnnghng— How long has it been since you saw a dick?"
#301
"You gotta straighten your goddamn fuckin' ass out, it's what ya goddamn do. Get your goddam ass up here."
—to Emma
#300
Lorne: "Don't get lippy, I'll give you a wedgie in front."
Jamie "What does that mean?"
Lorne: "That means I'll pull your panties straight up in front so they'll be hidden by your slit. Then I'll pull them out with my teeth and tongue."
—text
#299
Cas3y:
"In her defense, you did call her a bitch yesterday."
Lorne:
"That weren't yesterday, that was 2 days ago."
#298
"Uncle Clayt might have issues right now, ba-an- an- and an attitude, and actin' ... all fucked up. But he is not gay."
—to Winnie
#297
"I thought you might've gotten in an accident last night because I didn't hear from you."
—to Cas3y
#296
"You know how irritating that is to a country boy, when someone tries to tell him that he's not a country boy?"
—to Jamie
#295
Winnie:
"Why are you being mean to me?"
Lorne:
"I don't know, maybe because you gotta want fuckin'—maybe because you want fuckin' guys opening your fuckin' asshole ... so they can rub cream on you."
—to Winnie
#294
Jamie:
"We weren't together."
Lorne:
"Ehhgh—It's not a goddamn excuse, Jamie! That is not a fuckin' excuse! You don't—just cuz we're not together you don't go out on a fuckin' date with this fuckin' guy, tell him that you love him and have sex with him right after you break up with me!"
#292
"I'm up in Maine, and you can't fuckin' trot your ass up here—you can trot your ass all over the United States but you can't trot your ass up here."
—to Tiffany
#291
"Tell him to take his 'good heart' and shove it up somebody else's cunt!"
— to Jamie, about Rawd
#290
"Paula cheated on me when I was 25, and it still hurts me today ... because I gave her all my trust."
—to Ramona
#289
"I don't give a fuck if I lied to you or not. At least I'm telling you now I lied to you."
—to Winnie
#287
"Y-y-you—you tell that motherfucker if he ever leans in and touches you again I'm gonna knock his fuckin' ass out. And I'm gonna—I'm gonna knock it so he's—in the ground."
—to Jamie, about Rawd
#285
Winnie:
"I love you."
Lorne:
"Yeah, well, fuckin' prove it! Fuckin' prove it! Are you fucking kidding me?! Is that re—is that really how you fuckin' prove it?! Let some other guy wash your fuckin' BUG?! Your fuckin' vagina?!"
"I love you."
Lorne:
"Yeah, well, fuckin' prove it! Fuckin' prove it! Are you fucking kidding me?! Is that re—is that really how you fuckin' prove it?! Let some other guy wash your fuckin' BUG?! Your fuckin' vagina?!"
#283
"You tell me not to call you two 'baby' just so you can get me away from calling you two 'baby' so that you can start calling her 'baby' and then she calls you 'baby' back."
—to Cas3y, about her and Jamie
#282
"Somebody's probably hitting on you, Dan. They're probably goin' in, droppin' their drawers and—and ahh—their ass is all rubbed over with coconut oil."
—to Dan
#279
"[You] allowed other guys to open your asshole to fuckin' rub cream on your asshole. Gee, what a wife."
—to Winnie
#278
Cas3y:
"You're just mad because I laughed about your little trophies."
Lorne:
"You're fuckin' right I am! When people get trophies they're proud of 'em!"
#274
"She burst in like she was king shit on Turd Island and I don't think she realized what she had on her shoulders."
—Ramona, about Maria
#271
"I can imagine the stuff he's drawn though. It doesn't take that much of an imagination. But they're SWEET though, aren't they. Regardless if he's pun—punching—drawing a picture of your fiance—punching your fiance in the face—in the picture. He's sweet."
—to Jamie, about Will
#270
"All day today, you never told me you loved me all day after I told you over more than three times."
—to Tiffany
#269
Cas3y:
"So you get turned on when a woman touches your knee? Or behind your ear?"
Lorne:
"Oh yeah. I've gotten goosebumps before."
#265
"Honey, I think one of our chicks is a rooster because it doesn't back away when I put my finger on it, and it acts like it's protecting the others."
—text to Jamie
#264
Cas3y:
"I barely even know you and you've lied to me more than anyone else ever has."
Lorne:
"Well ... I know we can do better."
#263
"You got your fuckin' boys hangin' with you—you got your boys hangin' there with you so you can show 'em off all your fuckin' body parts."
—to Winnie
#262
"Tell your boyfriend I said leave you alone so you can get some sleep. Also tell him that he'll never have your heart and your pussy. Those both belong to me now and always will, regardless of anything."
—text to Jamie
#261
"Yeah, you never know, but that's—might—that'd be in the future, but you can't put the future as right now."
—to Dan
#260
"The whole time I was even down in Nashville I just weren't me cuz I was so fucked up cuz of stuff that happened to me."
—to Tiffany
#258
"People are disappointed because I'm not so much of a predator as what they thought."
—to Tiffany
#253
"You'll probably wind up leaving here bow-legged. Yeah, you're gonna have some walkin' issues."
—to Tiffany
#249
Ramona:
"So these [abusive] messages are indicative of 'respect for women'?"
Lorne:
"I WAS RAISED BY MOM—WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?! I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TO DO! FUCK!!"
#248
Lorne:
"But there's part of him you still do love. Right?"
Cas3y:
"No. Why would there be?"
Lorne:
"Well, because you spent a lot of time with him when you—when you were young. And he took your virginity."
#247
"I shoulda been out of that class a long time ago ... because they've held me in it—mnngmmnh—because I've gone through the book."
—to Jamie
#245
"You don't understand! You don't understand that you CONTROL me! Do you not understand that?! You control me completely!"
—to Ramona
#242
"Nothing should have happened. They never should have started fuckin' trolling me, for one thing. Which is what they did just because I said hello to every female in one room. That's when they started trolling me. They were preying upon me. I've got a lot of information. And I'm gonna bury these bitches. I'm gonna bury them."
—to Tiffany, about Perverted Justice
#240
"Please, I'm asking you please, to promise me this ... never ever—never ever lie to me again about anything. Cuz I react better—when you tell me the truth at least it gives me time to stop and think about things ... before I act in a bad way. Before I just ... do an impulse thing."
—to Tiffany
#237
"I have gotten shit on my fingers before when I used leaves. I couldn't help it. The leaves—the leaves slipped out of my hand."
—to Tiffany
#234
Cas3y:
"So you looked up to him as a father figure when he was 9 years old?"
Lorne:
"Not as a father figure, but as a—as the oldest—older figure."
#233
“I wanted to fuck the living fuck out of you earlier, unfortunately you're gonna have to do it yourself cuz I already fuckin jerked off to your ... hot ass.”
—to Tiffany
#232
Ramona:
"So then why would you do it?"
Lorne:
"Why would you ALLOW me to fuckin' do it?!"
—about getting drunk and abusive
#230
"When I put my emotions into someone I put them in 100%. I don't just go in half-assed."
—to Cas3y
#229
“Eric is right there with you again tonight and I guarantee you're gonna go in the fuckin' closet with Eric and cheat on me again.”
—to Winnie
#228
"You're not my girlfriend by YOUR choice. You WANNA be my girlfriend. I know you do."
—to Tiffany
—to Tiffany
#226
"I was raised by my mom! If she tells me what—what she told me to do—I respect women!"
—to Ramona
#225
“Why would I want—enngnhhg—any thought process in your head—nnnnghh—veering off to what—what my actual feelings are?
—to Cas3y
#224
"What am I wearing right now? I am—I—ennghggh—never mind. You just concentrate on fuckin' beatin' the hell outta the—the pussy you got in your fuckin'—between your legs there."
—to Tiffany
#223
"It just blows my mind that—he can't remember—the one thing you'd think he could remember—he'd remember."
—to Jamie, about Will's amnesia
#222
"So probably over the last year—probably been three times that I've had to—I've had to take a dump, and weren't a—weren't a—weren't a Port-a-Potty or a—or a ssssscivilized toilet around. Well, thank God for trees."
—to Tiffany
#220
"I know you think that I bitch a lot. I don't bitch a lot. I just say things that—because I care."
—to Cas3y
#217
"Well, you didn't call me back so you obviously don't want me."
—to Winnie, after HE hung up on HER
#216
"I'm gonna take it to court and .... try to get out of class and off probation. Mom and Aunt Sharon have been pissed off about it for a long time and Stacey knew about it and ... she was gettin' all worried about Mom and Aunt Sharon wantin' to do something."
—to Jamie
#215
"I wanna know if you care about me more than this circle of bullshit you see on the internet."
—to Tiffany
#214
Lorne:
"I've had an interest in you a lot longer than I ever have her."
Cas3y:
"That's impossible. That doesn't make sense. You didn't know me."
Lorne:
"I didn't know you—mmnngh—but it doesn't mean my interest was not there in you."
#212
"I didn't just yell at you—ehhnngh—I—d'nuhh—I'm not yelling at you—I'm just smiling when I did ... yell. So, obviously, that's not ... included."
—to Tiffany
#211
Lorne:
"I haven't borrowed money off you in a long time."
Mama Gwen:
"You did before, you borrowed 60 dollars."
Lorne:
"Well, that's because I couldn't get to the bank."
#209
“There are friends that are close and there are friends that are too close.”
—to Jamie, about Will
#207
“When I—when I have an interest in—in someone, it's that one person. I don't go on other dates and stuff, because I put my—my full concentration into that one person, so that way they know they don't have anything to worry about with me.”
—to Cas3y
#205
"My blood drained from all the questions! I- I- I literally—could literally feel my blood just drain because—ennngh—I knew I hated the questions."
—to Jamie
#203
"I want you to love yourself. But it doesn't mean I want you to take your love away from me."
—to Tiffany
—to Tiffany
#201
"You don't want my cock? Well, I know there's plenty of women that want my cock, so I don't have to worry about that. But I do love you."
—to Winnie
#199
Lorne:
"Would you—would you have an issue with Jamie comin' here and sleepin' on my couch?"
Cas3y:
"No."
Lorne:
"Really?"
Cas3y:
"Why would I?"
Lorne:
"Well, because... she'd—nyehh—we just broke up...
Cas3y:
"Yeah, but why is that my business?"
Lorne:
"Because I would make it your business."
#198
"My lawyer was even working against me. And this is right from the mouth of Philip Eide."
—to Tiffany
#196
“Is this what I have to look forward to? Another guy constantly there to be threatening me with you?”
—to Jamie, about Will
#194
"You know, what makes me so mad is I don't know why they fuckin' chose me."
—Tiffany, about Perverted Justice
#189
"I love you, Cas3y, and I've loved you for a long time. Whether you understand it or not—that's irrelevant. I understand it and that's what should matter."
—video to Cas3y
—video to Cas3y
#186
"I'm not the one that forced you to say you love me in the first place, and I don't expect you to take it away."
—to Tiffany/Debbie